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Icka! M. Chif ([personal profile] ickaimp) wrote2003-07-11 02:18 pm

[fic]FRI-DAY! *dances with glee* Freedom! -Wanna Push the Button!

I have nearly no voice today what so ever, and what's left is quickly leaving. *GRINS!* Am HIGHLY entertained, always have much fun when we have no voice. ^__^ Pantomime!

Half tempted to wear a sign that reads 'I ate Fuuma's Frog!', but I don't think many people would get the joke... Croaky Croaky.

And a plunnie from reading various practical jokes last night... *devious look* Tossed this around a bit with Hauntress, was much fun.

***

*PING!* The elevator doors opened.

"Did you get it?" Nakamori-keibu growled as he chomped on the cigarette firmly clenched between his teeth. It was a miracle the cancer stick hadn't broken to pieces inside of his mouth yet.

"There's a lot of tape!" An officer inside the elevator, equally frustrated shouted back. "Not-"

*DING!* The elevator doors slid shut as the lights above it marked it's accent up to the next floor.

A slight lull echoed around the crowded floor around the elevator doors as people waited for the lift to fall once more. The space around Nakamori-keibu's head appeared to be smoking, not all of it from the cigarette.

*PING!*

"NOT YET!" An exasperated voice called as the elevator doors slid shut before they had opened completely.

*DING!* The elevator rose again.

"Any word on cutting the power to the elevator?" Nakamori-keibu growled to a subordinate.

The man cleared his throat, eyes wide as if he feared for his life. "Not yet. The Maintenance Department seems to be at lunch for the next half hour, and they're the only ones who know how to safely turn it off with out shutting down power for the whole building."

"Grrrrrrrrrrr...."

*PING!*

"-STUPID PIECE OF TAPE! COME BACK HERE AND I'LL RIP YOUR STINKIN' HEAD OFF!"

"Tape doesn't -have- a head..."

*DING!*

Nakamori frowned. "A half hour you said?"

"Yessir." The subordinate nodded. "There doesn't seem to be anyway to track them down right away."

*PING!*

"Out you go, Kuramu-kun. You're NOT getting sick in the elevator."

A uniformed officer staggered out, looking a bit green. "No more up and down..." He moaned as a fellow officer escorted him to the nearest toilet.

The doors stayed open, causing some confusion. Someone coughed and one of the officers in the elevator hit a button causing the doors to close once more.

*DING!*

"Blasted Elevator." Nakamori growled. "If it's not bouncing around like a freakin' yo-yo, it's standing still and not letting us get to the note."

"Uh, we have yet to find an explanation for that..." The nervous subordinate supplied.

"For which? The yo-yo effect or how the note got there?"

".... Yes."

*PING!*

The voice was low and dangerous. "Not yet."

"Anybody got a knife?" A second one asked hopefully. "Razor, even?"

*DING!*

"Curse the Kid." Nakamori growled, puffing on the thoroughly chewed cigarette. "This is all his fault."

Kaito barely hid a smirk from his place towards the back of the crowd watching the show. It wouldn't do to ruin the disguise after all.

But he hadn't meant to cause this much trouble for the officers. Honestly he hadn't.

Of course, it was probably rather mean-spirited of him to put the latest Kid note on the inside of the elevator doors, where it was only visible when the doors were closed.

*PING!*

"ARRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

"Ittetsu-kun has declared war on the note." A nearby officer noted blandly.

*DING!*

-and then place several layers of clear plastic tape over the note to make sure that it would -stay- there.

After all, he hadn't been sure that anyone would notice it for a while. But someone had been uncommonly alert and noticed it shortly after he put it there.

*PING!*

A stream of curses so foul it was amazing that the paint didn't peel off the walls poured out of the open doors. Everyone in the room flinched at the unexpected barrage, except for Nakamori, who raised an eyebrow but other than was seemingly un-effected by the flood of verbal garbage.

Kaito noted that one of Nakamori's men had spent too much time around the Inspector himself.

*DING!*

However, it was most definitely mean of him to hand two bored little kids on different floors remotes that triggered the call button that sent the elevator between the floors.

*PING!*

"NOT. YET."

*DING!*

"I'm gonna shoot the Kid." Nakamori-keibu muttered darkly. "Just watch me."

But on the other hand, good entertainment was SO hard to find these days...

-fin-

Kuramu = to become dizzy
Ittetsu = obstinate, stubborn, inflexible


And we got our paychecks with raises today. To celebrate, gonna pick up the rest of the Cyborg Solider 009 DVDs. ^^;; Fun series, retro robots and things that go boom.
*sings "Feels like starting fires, when we touch, when we kiss" for Plus and Minus*
('Neechan, you ever watch the disk of it I loaned you? Speaking of which, did you finish watching Shin'ichi vs the Kid? ò_ó )

*sigh* Hurry up, bell!