In the past 10 minutes:

[ickaimp]

The Abominable Snowbeast fell into the fortunately occupied bathtub.

Ysabet sodomised buggered finger-banged a little itty bitty tiny owl.

All five of the kitten's braincells joined together to form a hentai team.

-and only one of those was a verbal miss-statement.

*runs and hides* m'soooooooo dead


[Edit: *Around Midnight, in the chatroom*
Icka!: "So in three days, it's Obachan's birthday. Three days after that, it's Allie's birthday and three days after that, it's my birthday! Hee!"

Comments

[ysabet.livejournal.com]

ALRIGHT. THE ONLY ABOVE STATEMENT THAT IS TRUE IS THAT BOB FELL INTO THE TUB ON TOP OF ME. I did NOT commit sexual acts on any sort of bird (see, there was this fingerpuppet of an owl and I picked it up and looked at it and went 'Oh, it's a fingerpuppet!' and did what anybody seeing a fingerpuppet would do, and then Icka fell over shrieking about sodomy and nooooo, of course SHE wouldn't ever go around showing people hentai fanart of the Penguin King and Anzu, now WOULD she? late last night? HAH. HAH, I SAY.)

...and the Hentai Team thing was, uh, I *meant* to say 'Sentai team' but I was laughing really hard and that's just... anyway.... nevermind.

[(Anonymous)]

Dead, dead, dead....whistles in the cemetary

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

...here. Have this pretty shard of what was once my brain. You broke it xD

what happen?

[cldshadow.livejournal.com]

What has happened to my sweet virgin daughter? She goes to AZ and turns into a waterfowl porn watching brain killing monster. You owe Candy chan their brain back you can't live long without one

[elinor-dear.livejournal.com]

What is it about Icka + Tubs + Kittens? Hmmm?

[tively-split.livejournal.com]

*laughs merrily*

TYVM! a laugh was good just now....