Well, I don't know about then names being cheesy porn star names ('cause I don't really pay attention to the dub... Harley *snickers*) but I do know how to get one for yourself. Take the name of your first pet for your first name and the name of the first street you lived on for your last name. I'm not going to say my full one but my last name would be Valleyview. .....I know, that's bad.
I would say the first pet you called your own and the first street you have ever lived on (though, I consider it somewhat flexible. ...I just made a bad pun.)
My first pets, according to Mom, were fish by the name of Fishstick and Beer D: Skip ahead to furry things that I remember, and we get Chucka, the Gunea pig whose name had to be feminized after we found out she was preggers, and her two children Snowball and Samantha; Takeshi-called-Tako/Taco, our three day garage kitty who had to be put down; and Hamilton, formerly Greta (Margaret), our iguana whose name also had to be changed, but for flashing Mom rather than impregnating himself. (...It appears that my family has developed a bit of a running gag with gender-confused animals. I should form a support group of some sort and coerce Hakuba to join via fanfic.)
Oh wait, I forgot the birds :O There was Hawkeye, Blue One and Rainbow. Those were mostly mine. The Gunea pigs were mostly Tomas's and the iguana is mostly Mom's, so it works out.
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I think I'll go with Hawkeye, tacky as that might sound. It still sounds better than the other options.
...Well, I don't think I'll be able to live up to her chestline, but I think I can at least somewhat keep up in the temper department.
You sure I can't switch first and last names? Though, oh God, 'Regal Rainbow'? That sounds like something out of Katamari Damacy D: 'Regal Blue One' I might be able to live with, as much as it sounds like a bad online RPG name. 'Regal Hawkeye' is just... yeah. Not going there. Maybe I should just switch to my second street, instead.
Think prolly one of the things that sparked this discussion in my head was the that the CSI:Miami two nights ago involved a former porn star named 'Cookie Devine'.
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Brone Denker? o_O
... it's either that or 'Taco Cypress'... >_o depending on if you're going by family or when I lived on my own...
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All that aside, my last name would be Regal.
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I think I'll go with Hawkeye, tacky as that might sound. It still sounds better than the other options.
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You sure I can't switch first and last names? Though, oh God, 'Regal Rainbow'? That sounds like something out of Katamari Damacy D: 'Regal Blue One' I might be able to live with, as much as it sounds like a bad online RPG name. 'Regal Hawkeye' is just... yeah. Not going there. Maybe I should just switch to my second street, instead.
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o_O
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