Neither of Haga or Ryuuzaki are likely to be laid by anybody but each other without chemical aid.

And that would be certain to fail spectacularly (and likely blame it on Yugi), as this is Haga and Ryuuzaki we're talking about. Most likely, they would end up drinking the spiked drinks and embarassing themselves greatly & not get laid. Though, perhaps, a statue might be humped.

...right, whose plot bunny is this and why is it over here?