Meh. That's a stupid reason to call the cops on you. You have my sympathy.

Honestly, people always act surprised at how much I've written. I had an original story of mine which is like 90+ pages and they always stare at me like I was either crazy or a genius...O.o' Kind of weird.

I've never got sat on, either. O.o' Being around 5'9" helps with that, I think ^.^"