ickaimp: (Zim_Bored)
East: Hey, just got home?
Icka!: Yeah, was gathering art supplies. I think I broke the guy at Ace Hardware trying to figure out how to paint a silicone dildo.
East: XD
Broke in a goodway or bad way? XD
Icka!: He had his head on his arms, on the counter, shoulders shaking as he made these odd muffled sounds.
East: Sounds like a little of both then.
Icka!: And then was told to talk to the paint department, and the lady there brightened up immediately and started talking about her glass dildo collection on the fireplace and traumatising her children with giant blown up pictures of venereal diseases.
-she also informed a woman to be careful when holding the baby chicks, if you squeeze them, they poop.
It was a productive trip.
ickaimp: (Seto_Dreamer)
Icka!: How's your day going?
Megs: Good. How are you?
Icka!: Pretty good. Supervisor just walked by with his fingers turning blue in a hangman's noose.
Megs: o.O
Icka!: His fingers committed suicide.
Megs: You sure you don't work in a newsroom?
Icka!: We're dealing with the US Air Force. It's enough to make anyone daffy.

Goings On

Jan. 9th, 2011 03:25 pm
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[personal profile] savvyliterate: *squish*
[personal profile] ickaimp: ((Snuggles)) Got your phone call!
[personal profile] savvyliterate: We talked yesterday too. *poke*
[personal profile] ickaimp: Durrrr. Hi. *facepalm*
[personal profile] savvyliterate: Hi. *waves*
[personal profile] ickaimp: Saw Kyra Kai on Friday night. Think I've been pushing myself to pretend I'm better, when I'm still sick. I am better, just not 100% yet.
[personal profile] savvyliterate: Yeah. I think you've still got to be sick because apparently you lost all last night.
[personal profile] savvyliterate: I mean, I was so looking forward to the ceremony where you bonded yourself to me and Mike.
[personal profile] savvyliterate: Oh, and when you shot that webcam of yourself wearing leather.
[personal profile] ickaimp: ..... Wait, what?
[personal profile] savvyliterate: *dies laughing*

-She was checking up on me after Gabrielle Giffords was shot. Yesterday was really tense around Tucson, most people torn between 'OMFG?!' and 'WTF?!?'. Peace Rallies and Vigils were and are happening around town.
Other AZ politicians are already acting like a-holes and Westboro Baptist Church is coming down to protest at the 9-year old girl's funeral because, quote, "God Sent the Shooter."
Anyone up for a Line-of-Love counter protest? Their families don't deserve this.

[Edit: Angel Action is looking for volunteers to 'form a wall of love' and rumour on Craigslist is that the Patriot Guard Riders may be riding as well.]

and a small voice in the back of my head that sounds suspiciously like Hakuba keeps going 'MMO... Means, Motive and Opportunity. Opportunity was there, Means as well, what was the MOTIVE?'


Dec. 30th, 2010 09:34 pm
ickaimp: (Kidgrin)
[personal profile] ickaimp OMG. Best line of the night. "Five Ways to Disable A Klingon Using Only A Bra."
[personal profile] savvyliterate And what are they?
[personal profile] ickaimp I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[personal profile] ickaimp But aren't the mental images AWESOME?!
[personal profile] savvyliterate YES. :D

(for the curious, fic link)
OMG. and for the sheer crack factor: K/S as told in limericks.


Aug. 26th, 2010 12:29 am
ickaimp: (Kidgrin)
[personal profile] ickaimp ... I just hit the point where I know it's time to go to sleep.
[personal profile] savvyliterate And how did you determine that point?
[personal profile] ickaimp Reading a Sherlock Holmes movie fic summary, where the person comments 'It's Fluffy. It's Watson. I like that.' and getting a mental image of chibi Sherlock squealing "HE'S SO FLUFFY I COULD DIE!!!" is the point I know that it's time to log off and get some sleep.
[personal profile] ickaimp"HE'S SO FLUFFFFFFFFFFYYYYYY~!"
Seriously. Chibi flailing Sherlock.
[personal profile] ickaimp It kills.
[personal profile] savvyliterate Yes, and why aren't you sketching this?
[personal profile] ickaimp ... bed.

ickaimp: (Izzy)
*Icka: has joined the chat*
Wren: Ooooooh. I shall make BISCUITS. ...someday. link
Icka: Wow. Has Gir infected your head too?

Today is [livejournal.com profile] fandomsecrets' 1000th post(s). It is made of glee and win and is reminding me why I got involved and have stayed in fandom for so long. *wiggles happily*
ickaimp: (Izzy)
-Chatting with youngest sister:

Bella: no snuggle you'll get sick... :P
Bella: night sleep well
Icka!: Heh. Internet is germ free!
Bella: oh is that way so many people get STDs from Cyber sex?
Icka!: Nah. Those are just viruses. ~_^

AND I'M SORRY [livejournal.com profile] dimentsion_shop I DIDN'T GET THE ART DONE IN TIME
ickaimp: (kidontherun)
Time travel question, if Kudo had a chance to go back in time and prevent himself from turning into Conan, do you think he'd take it?

ickaimp: (Kidgrin)

Have I mentioned how much I love Safehouse Coffee lately?

Icka! M. Chif: ... my sister has a way with words.
When describing my step-mom yelling at our niece (deservedly), she comments that when she heard the yell, her ass puckered.
Ellen Brand: Heh. She DOES have a way with words.

Icka! M. Chif: ... okay, when Tony Effing Stark says "I'm special.....tee hee.", it's time to stop reading the fic.
Ellen Brand: UHHH, yeah.
Ellen Brand: Unless he's putting words in the mouth of Paris Hilton.
Ellen Brand: Or someone similar.
Icka! M. Chif: uh, nope.
Icka! M. Chif: *moves on to other ficcage*
Ellen Brand: Poor Tony.
Ellen Brand: First Civil War, now bad fanfic.

And in case anyone needs a mood pick me up, This is made of win. End result is about 400 people dancing in Liverpool Station. \o/
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Since [livejournal.com profile] dagronrat got booted out of the chatroom during a conversation about Eisuke:

Conan: -And we still aren't completely sure what gender Eisuke is.
Heiji: Well, only one way to fix that.
*Heiji walks over to Eisuke.*
Heiji: Hi.
Eisuke: ... Hi?
*Heiji shoves his hands down Eisuke's pants*
Eisuke: ....
Heiji: ....
Heiji: Bai.
Eisuke: .... Bai?
*Heiji walks back to where Conan is.*
Conan: And-?
Heiji: I ain't sayin' nothin'. >_<

... as Wren pointed out, it is somehow funnier if you picture Heiji with fluffy dog ears and tail...
ickaimp: (Default)
Icka!: I'll need a crowbar and a CREATIVE way to go 'muwahahaaa' says:
Yuuko's house: Western toilet or drop-toilet?

Losinde says:
Hmm... gooooood question

Losinde says:
I'm just thinking that the kimono's she wears would be tough on Western toilets

Icka!: I'll need a crowbar and a CREATIVE way to go 'muwahahaaa' says:
I think most of her outfits are too long to be convient to go to the loo, period

Losinde says:
yeah >_<

Wren-chan: Edogawa Conan, better known as Pimp-Holmes says:

Icka!: I'll need a crowbar and a CREATIVE way to go 'muwahahaaa' says:
*Yuuko streaks to go use the toilet*
Watanuki: ARGH! I'M BLIND!!

Losinde says:

Wren-chan: Edogawa Conan, better known as Pimp-Holmes says:
*giggles* Yeah, she probably just magicks the clothes back off.

Icka!: I'll need a crowbar and a CREATIVE way to go 'muwahahaaa' says:
Yuuko's got nudie powers?

Wren-chan: Edogawa Conan, better known as Pimp-Holmes says:
It's -Yuuko-. If SHE doesn't have nudie powers, NOBODY does.
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morgan_stardancer says:
*deep bass voice* Come to the Dark Side...
Icka! says:
realised that with TGZ, inching perilously closer to the dark side.
Icka! says:
The grey is becoming darker... oooooOOOOOOOOooooooooooo
lil_1337 says:
come to the dark side, we have cookies..........and sex
Icka! says:
morgan_stardancer says:
tho "Hey voice"
"Now, now no need to be cranky...but ya got it wrong"
"I did??"
"Yep it is 'come to the Due South Side...."
*long pause*
"You are correct, sorry"
*clearing throat*
*deep bass voice* Come to the Canadian Side..."
*head desk*
Icka! says:
Can I post that? Can I? Can I? Can I?

(I know, I know, should be working on fic, but right now all we wanna do is gorge on reading, so that's what we're doing. ^^;; )


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